She saw the personal assistant—his name was Edward—sitting on a couch in the lobby of the Centurion Hotel. The man looked agitated. He had a blue duffel bag sitting at his feet and was typing one-handed on a blackberry. She walked up to him.
“Hi there, I’m Brenda.”
He pocketed the phone and shook the hand she offered. “Nice to meet you.”
“I’m so glad you found time to squeeze me in.”
Edward sighed. “Well, we had an appearance on a radio show scheduled, but Mr. Arlington didn’t show up. It kind of freed up the morning.
“So he isn’t here?”
“Not right now. I’m not sure where he is to be honest.”
“Then why did you tell me to meet you here?”
“He’ll usually check in eventually, and he knows I had his things sent to this hotel.”
She sat down in a chair next to him. “How long do you think it will be until he shows up?”
“He probably won’t risk missing the complimentary breakfast.” The phone buzzed in his pocket. He puled it out tapped twice with his thumb and stashed it away again.
It turned out to only be a few minutes before Michael Arlington appeared in the revolving door. He stayed in it for a whole revolution before stepping inside on the second pass. He smiled as he crossed the lobby towards them. “Morning, Bernie.”
Edward shifted his eyes to look at him but didn’t turn his head. “I’m upset. You know that, right?”
“Yeah, that’s probably reasonable.” He didn’t break stride and moved past them to the buffet against the wall where he started to pile eggs and sausage onto a plate.
“Why did he call you Bernie?”
Edward shook his head. “I don’t think he actually knows my real name.”
“Oh.”
“Who’s your friend, Bernie?” Michael had found his way back to them, picking at his breakfast with a plastic spork.
“Her name’s Brenda. She was hoping to interview you for the Sun News.”
Michael held out his left hand. She hesitated, then shook i tentatively with her own.
“I think I’ll finish this in my room.” He took a step away from them, then turned back, “Also I need a phone. Chucked the last one in the ocean.”
Edward unzipped a pocket on the duffel bag and pulled out a cell phone. He tossed it to Michael, who caught it with his free hand, then turned and walked away. He called back to them, “Good luck with your interview.”
“Heh, I figured you had a chance, too.” Edward zipped the bag back up.
Brenda’s ears were red. “Did I do something to offend him?”
“If I had to guess, I’d say it was probably the wedding ring.” He had the blackberry out again.
“What?” The redness spread to her face. “You mean he would only let me interview him if he thought he could sleep with me?”
“It isn’t necessarily the only way.” Edward punched lazily at the keypad with his thumb. “But the closest you’ll get to an interview is getting him to talk to you while he’s interested in something else. Some of the guys have gotten good results with luxury boxes at baseball games.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, it tends to keep in in one place for a while.”
“Maybe I could try again without the ring?”
Edward shook his head. “That would definitely be a bad idea. He’s pretty distrustful of women to begin with.”
“Why’s that?”
He laughed. “Now that’s the sort of story that would get an assistant fired were he to share it with a reporter.”
She tried to change the subject. “I couldn’t help but notice how many cell phones you have there.”
“Spares. All to duped to his account. They’re the only thing he goes through faster than assistants.”
“You seem to have stuck around awhile.”
“Yeah, I guess so.”
“Why is that, you think?”
“Who knows.” He leaned forward towards her. “Maybe it has something to do with what happened my first week.”
“Really?”
“I remember the day we met. A board member introduced us. Michael just said, ‘I’m gonna call this one Bernie,’ and walked away.”
“Wow.”
“The next time I talked to him, he was ass-deep in a crisis.”
Michael opened his eyes, then snapped them shut again in pain. They were so dried out that it burned. He rubbed them, trying to work what felt like gravel out from under his eyelids.
He ignored the rustling sound as he sat up to take in his surroundings. “Hotel room. I don’t like where this is going.” Worse, it was a pretty shitty hotel room. He would have to tell that new assistant off.
Michael found his pants on the floor and fished his phone out of the pocket. Speed dial number one. The name Bernie flashed on the screen and it started to ring.
“Michael? Where the hell are you?”
Michael didn’t like his tone. “I’m at the hotel, and I’m a little pissed off.”
“No you’re not.”
“The hell I’m not. This place sucks.”
“You’re not in your hotel room. I’m standing in it.”
“What?”
“It’s a mes, by the way. The hot tub overflowed and there’s broken glass everywhere.”
Michael’s head hurt. He struggled to remember the night before. “What am I supposed to do today?”
“Seriously? You’ve got that thing at the Mall of America at two.”
Michael looked at the palm tree outside his window. “I don’t think I’m in Minnesota, Bernie.”
“That isn’t funny.”
“I don’t really know where I am, except that it’s a shitty hotel room.”
“Fine. To hell with it. Find the front desk and ask someone where you are.”
“That’s not a bad idea.” Michael pulled the pants on and headed towards the door.
“Michael?”
“What?”
“Can you get back into the room?”
The door to the hotel room was standing open. There was a key in the lock. “Yeah. I’m not an idiot.”
He kept Bernie on the line as he stumbled around the hotel complex, bitching about how the bright sunlight made his head hurt. Eventually, he found the lobby and the front desk. “Hi there. I need a little help.”
The man at the desk’s eyes widened. “I sorry, señor. No Inglés good.”
Bernie broke in over the speakerphone. “I don’t like where this is going.”
Michael laughed. “I said that earlier.” He looked back to the clerk. “Lo siento. Donde estoy?”
“Oh.” The man smiled. “La hotel playa de oro.”
“No, no, no,” Michael raised his hand. “La ciudad? Cual ciudad es esta?”
The man behind the desk stared at him. “Mazatlan… de Sinaloa.”
“Shit.” Michael covered the speaker with his hand. “Mucho gracias.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a fistful of notes. Looking that them he laughed. “All my money is in Pesos.” He handed a twenty peso note to the man behind the counter.
“Michael?” The phone cracked with static. “Tell me I didn’t just hear that man say Mazatlan.”
“Relax. I’ve been here before. Nice city, from what I remember.”
“Michael, listen to me. You are in another country.”
“Yes.”
“You flew there in an airplane.”
“Most likely.”
“So shit-faced that you don’t remember it?”
“Pretty much drawing a complete blank.”
“How in the hell did you make it through customs?”
“I can be quite charming.” He stepped outside and winced at the sunlight.
“Not that charming.”
Michael walked through a garden in the courtyard. “Either way, I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the mall by this…” He trailed off, staring at a fountain. “I’ve been here before.”
“Yeah, I know. You mentioned it already.”
“No, I mean this hotel. I stayed here when I was seventeen.”
“That’s great, Michael, but how about we wait to reminisce until after we find out if you have your passport.”
“Okay.”
Michael was sweating by the time he got back to his room.
“You said your money was in pesos. How much do you have?”
“In my pockets or on the bed?”
“What? All together.”
“Well, I’d have to count it, but I’d say around three hundred thousand pesos.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Most of it’s on the bed Looks like I made some sort of nest to sleep in.”
“Why would you want to sleep in a money nest?”
“Why wouldn’t you? Besides, there’s a big pile of coke on the other bed.”
“A big pile of cocaine?”
“About the size of a volleyball.”
Bernie sighed. “Glossing over that for now, I’m looking at your accounts, and you didn’t take any money out.”
“Then how… Dammit.”
“What?”
“I must have grabbed my bug-out bag.”
“So you brought that much cash into the country. How many felonies do you suppose you committed last night?”
“My personal best is seven.”
“Fantastic. Listen, I’m going to try to sort this all out. I’ll call you back later. Until then, see if you can piece together what you did last night. Look for tickets, receipts, that sort of thing.”
“I’ll try, but they aren’t exactly the ink and paper sort of people around here.”
Bernie sighed again. “Just see what you can do. And try not to get into any more trouble.”
“No promises.”
Bernie hung up.
Michael was sitting on the balcony—sipping a piña colada and staring out at the ocean—when his phone rang. “Hey, Bernie.”
“Hey, Michael. I think I’ve got a bank near you that can wire the money back to the States. It’s going to raise some red flags, but we’ll deal with that after you get home.”
“Okay.”
“The cocaine you’re just going to have to get rid of somehow. Flush it, whatever.”
“Oh, don’t worry about that. It was just flour.”
“Flour?”
“Yeah, I tasted it.”
“Oh.”
“Then I found the bag under the bed.”
“Well, that’s good I guess. Weird, but good. Did you find your passport?”
“Yeah, and two boarding passes.”
“Two? You took someone with you?”
“You see, that’s the thing. Ne is in my name, and the other one says William Knight.”
“Who’s that?”
“Billy Knight was the name on the fake ID I used to buy beer in college.”
“Are you saying that you bought two tickets for yourself?”
“I think so.”
“That’s weird, too.”
“Yeah.”
“Well, as long as you’re sure you aren’t leaving anyone behind, let’s get you home.”
“Sounds good to me.” Michael hung up, laid the phone down, and looked out at the open water beyond the islands.
Michael was tugging at his tie as soon as he was out of the boardroom. Bernie took it from him. “So, how was the board?”
“Pretty angry.”
Bernie shifted his weight uneasily. “Am I fired, then?”
“No.”
“No?”
“They wanted to, but I told them we wear the same size suit jacket, and I often need to borrow one.”
“Huh. Thanks.”
Michael walked away down the hallway, calling back, “I’ll be at the bar.”